actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
(Source: soclest)
(Source: ruinedchildhood)
Sometimes I wonder if I’m doing a Jimmy Stewart imitation myself.
Happy birthday James Maitland Stewart (May 20th 1908 - July 2nd 1997)

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Just 2 a penguin and a giraffe.
I’m 31 and I still have a bunny whose birthdays I keep count of. He was 25 this Easter.
(Source: igotoseekagreaterperhapss)







